Cheney's Neighbors: We Don't Like Him

Pearls before swine:

According to well-to-do residents near their waterfront estates, Don and Joy Rumsfeld blend in, don't inconvenience their neighbors and get around town with minimum fuss since they bought their weekend house a year ago.

But Dick and Lynne Cheney, who settled into St. Michaels last fall, are being blamed by the locals for stopping traffic, keeping neighbors barricaded in their homes while the motorcade passes by, and disrupting sleepers' REM cycles with low-flying Chinook helicopters.

In addition, neighbors were concerned about local pets and stray animals disappearing and then being found hanging from trees, flayed alive, with the enigmatic phrase "VPOTUS, Bitch," carved into their musculature.

Also, he's slam-banging all their wives and daughters.

Goof-Up: Not President Pro Tempore. I meant President of the Senate. My bad.

posted by Ace at 05:00 PM

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