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January 25, 2006

Michael Jackson Dons Traditional Islamic Women's Garb

Does anyone think that Michael Jackson spending so much time in a country with draconian penalties for sex-related offenses is a good idea?

Pop star Michael Jackson was spotted shopping in a Bahrain mall on Wednesday, hiding his face behind a veil and donning a black robe traditionally worn by women in the Gulf.

He was with three children, apparently his own, who also had their faces covered by dark scarves. An unidentified woman accompanied them.

I have developed a theory about Michael Jackson. Here is my Michael Jackson Theory: He's a friggin' weirdo, man.

Seriously? He's crazy. He's not even Howard Hughes eccentric-fun-crazy. He's appointment-with-a-length-of-rope-and-a-roof-beam crazy.

Nah. Pills. Of course. Women commit suicide by pills. That's how Liz Taylor would do it. All classy-like.

Thanks to SJ.


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