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January 03, 2006
Chris Klein's New Year's Resolution
Chris Klein wants to expand his horizons. So he's resolving to "read more novels. Spend more time in books." -- Winnipeg Free Press
Reading pubescently, he'll first tackle Catcher in the Rye.
Question: Does anyone think Chris Klein will read more novels? How about one novel?
He doesn't need to impress with novels, man. He just flashes a smile and some friendly conversation. That immediately lets girls know this isn't a John Updike situation, it's a predator-prey situation.
Meanwhile... Grammar advice, using Klein's butchery of the English language as the Goofus to the writer's Gallant.
Thanks to Allah.