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January 03, 2006

Chris Klein's New Year's Resolution

Chris Klein wants to expand his horizons. So he's resolving to "read more novels. Spend more time in books." -- Winnipeg Free Press

Reading pubescently, he'll first tackle Catcher in the Rye.

Question: Does anyone think Chris Klein will read more novels? How about one novel?

He doesn't need to impress with novels, man. He just flashes a smile and some friendly conversation. That immediately lets girls know this isn't a John Updike situation, it's a predator-prey situation.

Meanwhile... Grammar advice, using Klein's butchery of the English language as the Goofus to the writer's Gallant.

Thanks to Allah.


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