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Forgotten 80s Mystery Click
Hints: breakthrough solo album from 1980 of a musician known for his work in big 70s groups.
Stand up in a clear blue morning
Until you see what can be
Alone in a cold day dawning
Are you still free? Can you be?
And that old grey wind is blowing
And there's nothing left worth knowing
And its time you should be going
That's a gift for you, Bumblebee. Enjoy it, Coach DickNBalls.

Podcast: Should America join the fun in Iran, masks on cops? NYC mayoral candidate beclowns himself, Tucker Carlson is an idiot, rare earth mining subsidies? and more!

Forgotten 80s Mystery Click: The most thematically rich masterpiece of 1988
Keep it undercover, baby let me be your private eye
I heard somebody knockin' so I opened up the door
She wore a hat, shades, and a trench coat
Wasn't wearin' that much more
I kid but this one's a banger

Can Israel End Iran's Nuclear Program? A conversation with nuclear weapons expert David Albright [CBD]

Multiple sources have identified former Tim Walz appointee as alleged suspect in Minnesota assassinations
[CBD]

Troops wearing Union army uniforms walked by, and then the First Cavalry wearing their cavalry hats and big yellow buff leather gloves. They even had a horse-drawn wagon. Now WWI uniforms.

Old man punches 14 y/o punk who was throwing food at his wife. Watch till the end. [dri]

The parade is finally getting underway. They just sang the Star Spangled Banner.

BTW, Tampon Tim, China stages a lot of Chinese army parades, too. Weird that you didn't compare Trump's military parade to the parades staged by your patrons in China.

A commenter says the Real America network will cover the Army's 250th Anniversary Parade starting at 4pm. (Eastern, I guess.) The Right Side Broadcasting network will cover it starting at 4:30.

Israel bombs Iran.
Finally.
Iran's top nuclear scientist says the nuke plant at Natanz has been completely destroyed. Though it's in Iran's interest to lie about Israel having been successful, so they can start their nuke program again while claiming it's all been destroyed.

Riots? What riots?
[Hat Tip: dhmosquito] [CBD]

The DNC votes overwhelmingly, 254-99, to eject David Hogg from the Vice Chairmanship, citing "gender"
They insisted he should have one.

Podcast: The Los Angeles riots: should we let it burn? Why are the Democrats all in on rioting? Who is supporting it? Trump says, "No Enrichment!" The Scandinavian Troll in the news... And more!

ANTIFA affiliate “No Kings” (funded by Wal-Mart heiress Christy Walton ) is scheduling ~~riots~~ civil disobedience in cities across the U.S. on June 14. Included in their itinerary is a small-town “road game” at the ICE Detention Center in rural Taylor, TX this Saturday at 10 AM. Good ol’ boys in Central Texas will have a rare home field advantage if their visitors get rowdy. [Buck]

Lost 90s Mystery Click, Post-Grunge Alt-Rock Edition
Don't scream about, don't think aloud
Turn your head, now baby, just spit me out
Don't worry 'bout, don't speak of doubt
Turn your head, now baby, just spit me out

Read my new book "Burned", describing how the media was TRICKED by activists into reporting the anti-ICE protesters were peaceful and lawful...

Posted by: Jake Tapper in 12 months

An interesting take on the Mexican Insurrection in Los Angeles Mexican citizens are colonizers. [dri].

Space Ice: Batman & Robin
Space Ice has avoided all superhero movies (I think) in the past, but now that he's out of Steven Seagal movies, he might have to transition. Or maybe he's just covering it because it's Arnold.
Wrong! He's done Madame Web and Morbius and probably a bunch more I've forgotten.

"How dumb do you have to be to get rejected from The View?!?!"

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Thanksgivingmanship: How to Deal With Your Spoiled Stupid Leftist Adultbrat Relatives Who Have Spent Three Months Reading Slate and Vox Learning How to Deal With You

You're Fired! Donald Trump Grills the 2004 Democrat Candidates and Operatives on Their Election Loss
Bizarrely I had a perfect Donald Trump voice going in 2004 and then literally never used it again, even when he was running for president.

A Eulogy In Advance for Former Lincoln Project Associate and Noted Twitter Pestilence Tom Nichols

Special Guest Blogger Rich "Psycho" Giamboni: If You Touch My Sandwich One More Time, I Will Fvcking Kill You

Special Guest Blogger Rich "Psycho" Giamboni: I Must Eat Jim Acosta

Special Guest Blogger Tom Friedman: We Need to Talk About What My Egyptian Cab Driver Told Me About Globalization Shortly Before He Began to Murder Me

Special Guest Blogger Bernard Henri-Levy: I rise in defense of my very good friend Dominique Strauss-Kahn
Note: Later events actually proved Dominique Strauss-Kahn completely innocent. The piece is still funny though -- if you pretend, for five minutes, that he was guilty.

The Ace of Spades HQ Sex-for-Money Skankathon

A D&D Guide to the Democratic Candidates

Michael Moore Goes on Lunchtime Manhattan Death-Spree

Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility

The Dowd-O-Matic!

The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)