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May 27, 2022

The Lonely ONT And The Sky

So I went to see Top Gun: Maverick with my wife today. She's not a big fan of the first one (she told her friends she was going to see Top Gear: Maverick), but she enjoyed it. Was it formulaic? Yup. Feature impossible aerial stunts? Yup. Did Maverick save the day and get the girl? Was there a moving death scene? Yup, yup and yup. Did I grin the whole time? Oh, that's definitely a yup from me. This was completely a throwback to the 80s, there was no woke crap, we were unabashedly the good guys, and they even left the Taiwan patch on Maverick's jacket to give a big FU to China. One question: The unnamed enemy country had to be Iran, they had some F-14s and only Iran had those aside from us. My question is, does Iran have snowy mountainous regions that extend to the sea? Because they flew right into snowy mountains after leaving the carrier.

That's it for the movie review, now on the the ONT! I warn you however, this is a sad post:

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They see me rollin', they hatin'


WHY IS IT IN BLOOD FONT???

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He must work at last week's motel.

The image this gives me just makes me laugh

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The Paulo, he is magnifique!

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Today's quiz: Which is worse?

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Fido Friday: Revenge of the doodle


Public safety message

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Please check one

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Intrafaith relationships

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A bad day

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I don't know what language this is, but I guess “motherfucker!” is universal now


These idiots are delusional. They'd be dick warmers for one gang or another within a day

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Wholesome content: lunch

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So THAT'S how Elon is going to get them to vote in favor of his takeover!

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Words I didn't know I needed

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They see me rollin', they hatin', part II


Charm City

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Yea or nay on these steps? I say Nay

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It's a mystery

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I hate how accurate this is

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Tonight's ONT has been brought to you by Texas crab:

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