The Lonely ONT And The Sky

So I went to see Top Gun: Maverick with my wife today. She's not a big fan of the first one (she told her friends she was going to see Top Gear: Maverick), but she enjoyed it. Was it formulaic? Yup. Feature impossible aerial stunts? Yup. Did Maverick save the day and get the girl? Was there a moving death scene? Yup, yup and yup. Did I grin the whole time? Oh, that's definitely a yup from me. This was completely a throwback to the 80s, there was no woke crap, we were unabashedly the good guys, and they even left the Taiwan patch on Maverick's jacket to give a big FU to China. One question: The unnamed enemy country had to be Iran, they had some F-14s and only Iran had those aside from us. My question is, does Iran have snowy mountainous regions that extend to the sea? Because they flew right into snowy mountains after leaving the carrier.

That's it for the movie review, now on the the ONT! I warn you however, this is a sad post:

They see me rollin', they hatin'

WHY IS IT IN BLOOD FONT???

He must work at last week's motel.

The image this gives me just makes me laugh

The Paulo, he is magnifique!

Today's quiz: Which is worse?

Fido Friday: Revenge of the doodle

Public safety message

Please check one

Intrafaith relationships

A bad day

I don't know what language this is, but I guess “motherfucker!” is universal now

These idiots are delusional. They'd be dick warmers for one gang or another within a day

Wholesome content: lunch

So THAT'S how Elon is going to get them to vote in favor of his takeover!

Words I didn't know I needed

They see me rollin', they hatin', part II

Charm City

Yea or nay on these steps? I say Nay

It's a mystery

I hate how accurate this is

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posted by WeirdDave at 10:50 PM

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