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Plot Twist: Dave Chappelle's Attacker Is LGBT Zealot Who Was "Triggered" By His JokesI do notice that this information was withheld from us for 20 days. It's only coming out now because the criminal assailant, who attacked Chappelle wielding a knife, is talking to the press about his Heroic attack. Obviously the Soros DA Gascon knew the motivation here and this character's backstory. But it was all kept quiet as a state secret. Some hate crimes, we just don't talk about. Dave Chappelle attacker Isaiah Lee breaks his silence and reveals he was 'triggered' by jokes about the LGBTQ community and homelessness when he tackled comedian on stage Ah. So that makes it a terroristic attack, an attack designed to threaten someone away from doing or saying something they have a legal right to do or say. The Soros DA Gason refused to charge the terroristic knife-attacker with a felony, of course, instead charging him with mere misdemeanor. Isaiah Lee, 23, was charged with four misdemeanors after the May 3 attack -- battery, possession of a weapon with intent to assault, unauthorized access to the stage area during a performance and commission of an act that delays the event or interferes with the performer. Wow, really throwing the book at him. I notice the felony of "assault with a deadly weapon" isn't on there. A knife is a deadly weapon, right? And not just "a weapon"? ... If convicted, Lee would only see up to 18 months in prison. Lee's attorney says he shouldn't be sentenced to too much time. He claims that while he was armed with the knife, he didn't ever "brandish" or "wield" it. Is that true? Maybe that's true. If that's true, maybe Gascon has a decent reason to not charge him with assault with a deadly weapon. But I don't know that's true. That's just Lee's attorney claiming that. The LGBT community is enraged. Or, at least the Very Online and Very Noisy and Very Complainey parts of the LGBT community. Not because one of their members committed a terroristic attack on a black comedian for jokes he didn't like. No, they're enraged, again, because the Bad Black Man told another joke they didn't like. The joke was about the knife that Chappelle's assailant terroristically attacked him with. You have probably heard it was a fake gun with a knife attached. You may also have wondered, like I did: What the hell is that? Apparently it's this, as seen in a photo from the LA Police: It's described as a "flick-knife." I'm 99.99% certain the blade tucks under and is hidden in the barrel of the "gun," and flicks out into the open position with the touch of a button. "Tucks under." Remember that, it will be important in the next sentences. Chapelle was a guest at a John Mulaney show, and he made this Forbidden Joke: Frank J. Fleming @IMAO_ Oh dear! You can understand the rage that could inspire! Frank Fleming notes that leftwing outlets stirred outrage about the outrageously outrageous joke Chappelle told... but left that joke conveniently untold, so that people could imagine that it was something horrible, instead of "he had a knife that identified as a gun." Frank J. Fleming @IMAO_ Indeed, this Variety article keeps the Horrible Vile Joke a secret. Chappelle's opening set occurred during a show at Ohio State University's Value City Arena in Columbus, Ohio. Although there is no footage from the event, as attendees were required to lock their phones up beforehand, several audience members took to social media afterwards to criticize the show. According to attendees, Chappelle appeared as a surprise opener, and told jokes targeting the transgender community. Mulaney reportedly came onstage and hugged Chappelle at the conclusion of the opening set. Some fans in the crowd expressed their disappointment after the show on Twitter: rylan :) @testosteronejew rae (spookiest version) @raegan_givant maddie @boobeoisie Are you guys okay? Do you need Therapy Play-Doh and adult coloring books? All this talk of "targeting" and "ambushing" -- not a mention of the LGBT maniac who literally targeted and ambushed Chappelle armed with a knife just 20 days ago. But no, they're "targeted" and "ambushed." They're also angry at Mulaney for platforming Chapelle: k a t h e r i n e ? @sapphoswamp Yes, John Mulaney owes his career to "queer teens/young adults" repeating his jokes on Twitter. It's not that his jokes were so funny that people just started repeating them. It's that "queer teens/young adults" repeated them, which made them funny.
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