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November 11, 2026

Perfect: Twice-Deported Illegal Alien Arrested for Making a Bomb Threat Against a Plane In Flight

This guy gets Cultural Enrichment right.

The deranged passenger who claimed he had a bomb aboard a New Orleans-bound United Airlines flight and then tried to rush the cockpit, has been identified as a Honduran illegal migrant twice kicked out of the US, immigration officials told The Post.

I have a scoop: He was deported once for saving too many lives as a heroic doctor, and deported a second time for being such a brilliant engineer he created limitless energy, but Big Energy wanted it kept secret.

Rony Alexander Gomez-Alberto, 34, was arrested on three separate occasions by Border Patrol for illegally entering the United States, years before he threatened to blow up the United flight 2174 plane out of New Jersey Monday night, a Department of Homeland Security spokesperson said.

Immigration officials said that Gomez-Alberto, a Honduras native, was arrested twice in the US and deported -- first in September 2011 near El Indio, Texas, and again in October 2014 in Columbus, New Mexico.


The slippery migrant made his way back into the US a third time in 2019 near California's San Ysidro border town, where he was nabbed again, according to DHS.

But Gomez-Alberto was freed from ICE custody in January 2020 after a judge ordered his release pending removal proceedings, authorities said.

Ah, even though he'd committed multiple crimes of sneaking into the country and then sneaking back, a leftwing judge ordered that he be released to flee again while he set a new clock on the potential years of procedure necessary to deport him again.

Those leftwing judges need to be purged and possibly prosecuted. Maybe they should be prosecuted as co-conspirators for all the crimes the illegals they set free subsequently (inevitably) commit.

His criminal history includes felony bomb threat, felony threat--terroristic state offenses, and disorderly conduct, according to the DHS spokesperson.

"Under President Trump and Secretary Mullin, criminal illegal aliens are NOT welcome in the United States," the spokesperson said in a statement.




I didn't even see this one -- the communist media sure isn't reporting it:

Visegrad 24 @visegrad24

BREAKING:

A man armed with an AR-15 who said he had come to Washington to kill Trump was arrested by the Secret Service in front of the White House.

They noticed a suspicious man in a vehicle, which later turned out to be stolen. The illegal migrant in the car, who had an AR-15, a Mac 10 and a handgun, told the agents that he had been hearing voices who were telling him to come to Washington and kill Trump.

Ronny Yordrix Guanipa Chrinos was quickly arrested after the incident last night



A tweet wondered if the "voices" he heard telling him to murder the president were those of the media, or those of the Democrats. But the voices repeat themselves.


Hello. Happy Humpday.

I don't like whining but I thought I'd ask: Is everyone okay? I'm kinda of depressed and Low Energy Jeb about the fact that America voted to self-extinguish.

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