Smelly Karen Elizabeth Warren Stinks Up the Place With All of Her Weird Smells

She just looks like she has a lot of unpleasant and hard-to-identify body odors to me.

She also looks like everyone's first lesbian wife, the one they divorce before they marry the cute lesbian wife that they actually like.

John Sexton wrote a bit about her shrieking performance outside the Supreme Court today.

She vowed to "fight" for abortion and get Congress to encode it into law, but... how?

Put aside the problem with the filibuster. Put aside the problem that there is no Constitutional authority empowering the federal government to impose upon the states a uniform abortion code. (Roe v. Wade claimed the Constitution demanded such a mandatory policy, but that's about to be overruled.)

She cited a poll the Democrats like to cite -- that, allegedly, 69% of Americans want to keep abortion legal, and only 30% want to outlaw the procedure.

But... which abortions do they want to keep legal?

They don't want to talk about that.

From an AP poll Sexton quotes:

A solid majority of Americans believe most abortions should be legal in the first three months of a woman’s pregnancy, but most say the procedure should usually be illegal in the second and third trimesters, according to a new poll...

The new poll from The Associated Press-NORC Center for Public Affairs Research finds 61% of Americans say abortion should be legal in most or all circumstances in the first trimester of a pregnancy. However, 65% said abortion should usually be illegal in the second trimester, and 80% said that about the third trimester.

In other words, if Democrats are forced to fight for their actual position on abortion legislatively, they'll be demolished. Third-term abortions are an 80%-20% loser. Second-term abortions are a 65%-35% loser.

So... will Democrats fight for a federal abortion law promising people the right to an abortion in the first fifteen weeks of pregnancy? The period of time the current Mississippi law permits? The one they're claiming is a monstrosity that strips away women's rights?

What an interesting fight that will be!

Below, the disgracefully stanky Elizabeth Warren, who really needs a scrub-up with iodine and and really needs a blast of Circus Disinfectant "down there," screams and shouts and shakes like a mental patient.

Plus more reactions:

Threatening violence.

Feels insurrection-y.

Wonder if Nina Jankowicz is going to take action.

posted by Ace at 06:31 PM

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