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CORRECTION: I inadvertently reported that our NSA and CIA "intelligence" professionals were talking about "anal bleaching" in government checks while on the taxpayers' dime. In fact, they were discussing "butthole lasers."
"Butthole lasers" may be used for anal bleaching, but also for anal fistulas.
Laser treatments for the anus and rectum can be used for a variety of conditions, including hemorrhoids, fissures, and fistulas. Laser treatments can also be used for hair removal and anal bleaching.

I apologize to all "intelligence" professionals I maligned. I regret the error and vow to do better in the future.
Forgotten 80s Mystery Click: Rush Limbaugh Open Phone Lines Friday Bumper Music Edition
Ain't no personal thing, boy
But you have got to stay away
Far, far away from my heart, my heart
Don't you know what your kiss is doing?
Let me tell it to you from the start, boy
Douglas Murray On Judging People From The Past He is an intellectual titan and a ferocious defender of Western culture. [CBD]
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Podcast: Sefton and CBD ramble about WaPo changing? More MSNBC meltdowns, Texas Tranny attack foiled, The Trump realignment continues apace, and We both choose peace over WWIII in Ukraine!
Shelters That Used to Take 1,000 Migrants a Day Are Empty Now It's almost as if President Trump knows what he is doing! [CBD]
Forgotten 80s Mystery Click: Going Solo Edition
But I'm waiting in line
would you say if I was wasting my time?
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Podcast: Sefton and CBD agree about Trump's silly $5k checks, Islam is an existential evil, Ukraine is a mess, and more!
As Kash Patel takes over as FBI head, unpardoned election-rigger Peter Strzok deletes his entire twitter history
My speculation: what he's really deleting are his DMs, which probably feature a fair few Deep State operatives coordinating with him. Don't worry, Elon Musk will resurrect those DMs.
Dick Durbin says Patel is a rilly bad guy, you guys
I prefer the heat. I can always wear shorts and flip-flops if it gets hot. But when it's below freezing it's not like I can just put pants on.
-- Disinterested FDA Director
More fraudulent journalism at CBS: 60 Minutes interviewed two people who lost their jobs as a result of DOGE overhauling USAID. Kristina Drye & Adam Dubard emoted on behalf of thousands of USAID employees who have been terminated, but neither Kristina nor Adam was actually an employee of USAID. Clever word parsing and dishonest editing conveyed otherwise. [Buck]
Maori people in New Zealand reject LBGT message and stage counter parade. [dri]
Axios focus group: 11 out of 11 swing voters support Trump and Musk's actions, particularly their cuts to the federal budget
Axios notes that voters aren't buying the newest Dem op, which claims that the 100-billionaire Musk spent millions to get Trump elected so that he could raid the Social Security office and steal $700 checks from grandmas. For some reason!
lol, eat a dick, Axios
Forgotten 80s Mystery Click: Girl Band Edition
Just close your eyes and then remember/ The thoughts you've locked away/ When tomorrow comes you'll wish/ You had today
They're like the London Boys of girlpop
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