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Quick HitsA third of all federal judges on the DC district court were born outside the United States. The United States District Court for the District of Columbia, the source of many of the cases interfering with President Donald Trump's authority, has 15 judges, (Counting Chief Judge James Boasberg) and five of them were born outside the United States. What a surprise. All day long I've dreaded having to even comment on this story because it's so preposterously trivial. Matt Vespa: So, what the hell is this story now? It turns out that serial hoaxer Jeffrey Goldberg, of the "You gotta believe me brah, Trump totally called veterans 'suckers and losers,' I'm telling you brah" hoax, claimed he received "classified information" when some unknown staffer accidentally added his name to a group Signal chat about the Houthis. He said he wouldn't reveal the classified information, but you gotta believe me brah, I totally received it, I just can't say what it was brah, it's so classified that Sacred Honor compels my silence. Well Pete Hegseth and Tulsi Gabbard have told him put up or shut up, giving him permission to reveal this supposedly super-classified information that he's telling us is so classified he can't talk about it. And he's not revealing what it was, because it was nothing, and he's another fucking liar at Steve Jobs' AWFL wife's vanity magazine The Atlantic. I don't even understand what I'm supposed to be so upset by: If everything the liar Jeffrey Goldberg said was true, which it isn't because all he does is lie on behalf of the neocon sect of the Democrat Party establishment, then what happened was that someone accidentally added him to a group chat he shouldn't have been added to and he saw some exchanges between some top Trump officials. So someone did an oopsie with a fat finger, and -- what? Trump should resign? Fire Tulsi Gabbard? Fire Pete Hegseth? Why? It gets worse when you consider Sean Davis' claim that it was Jeffrey Goldberg's friend, who works for Trump negotiator Michael Waltz, who was responsible for accidentally adding Goldberg. Goldberg ignores that and just asserts, insanely, that Pete Hegseth should resign for a very minor glitch committed by, Sean Davis alleges, Goldberg's fucking pal.
Kurt Schlichter This is just another hysterical meltdown by the pill-popping anxiety-ridden neurotics of the liberal non-thinking class looking for a new Russia Russia Russia fake scandal to scream about while collecting clickbait money from their degenerate mentally-ill readers/victims. I don't even think this rates this response. This is sub-nothing. Hey, lefty pill-poppers and impotent alcoholics and closet-cases: Go fuck yourselves to death. Here, let me propose what the left always proposes when the bureaucracy commits actual crimes: We mustn't fire anyone, we must reform the procedures!!! Australian universities are so dependent on US welfare that they've called for a crisis meeting in the wake of Trump's cuts to USAID. Prime Minister Anthony Albanese has faced calls to respond after the Trump administration cut funding to seven Australian universities. Let me get this off my chest: It is in fact racist that we continue to pump trillions in US taxpayer dollars to these relatively well-off white layabouts in Europe and Australia, and I demand an END to this racist welfare regime. Cut them all off. Make these sexually-twisted white (for the moment) perpetual adolescents pay their own way for the first time in their lives. I can't believe this, but the race hustler fired from MSNBC, Tiffany Cross, went on CNN to attack Trump for deporting violent criminals while, get this, playing the race card. It's almost as if -- as if -- she's an extremely stupid robot whose one trick is blaming The White Man.
Texas Democrat Rep. Jasmine Crockett has been trying to out-AOC NY Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez and to out-Bern Vermont independent Sen. Bernie Sanders with her zany comments and air of lunacy lately. She's threatened DOGE chief Elon Musk--it was disturbing enough that the attorney general of the United States warned her to "tread carefully"--and in a recent interview, she said that Sen. Ted Cruz (R-TX) needed to be "knocked over the head." Advertisement Now this low-IQ c*nt claims she wasn't referring to his wheelchair. She blames us for "misinterpreting" her.
What is this strange situation I find myself in -- could it be, the consequences of my own actions? @RepJasmine #Cancel Tim Burchett. YES:
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