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Saturday Night "Club ONT" March 15, 2025 [The 3 D's]
Welcome to the grand reopening of Club ONT! A collaboration of your Sunday through Wednesday ONT Crew - The Disco, The Doggo, and The Dino. Doesn't the place look real purty after its deep cleaning and fumigation that was done while Mis Hum shut us down temporarily last week?
Keep in mind -- Wearing a cape doesn’t make you a superhero, but if paired with Aqua Net and a fake I.D., you’ll get the password and immediate entry.
This --- is Club ONT!
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Saturday Night Joke
Two rocket technicians at Cape Canaveral were fixing a fuel leak on an experimental rocket. One of them accidently caught a drop on his lip and swallowed it. It was excellent – sort of like an expensive cognac. He and his buddy spent the rest of the afternoon catching the drips and enjoying them.
The next morning the first guy woke up with the mother of all hangovers. Soon the phone rang, and it was his friend from work.
“How are you feeling?” asked the friend.
“Awful.” moaned the technician. “I have a splitting headache; my eyeballs are scratchy; I have this putrid taste in my mouth; and I am somewhat nauseous.”
“Have you had an urge to fart?” the work friend asked.
“No… not yet, anyway,” replied the technician.
“Well, don’t!” his friend said. “I’m calling from Albuquerque.”
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Farts you say? Weird Dave had a video like this on a recent ONT. His featured various characters like SpongeBob and Pikachu. This one has a single victim. sound up
"I believe this is the first time we have come across someone who was concealing a live animal down the front of his pants," Thomas Carter, the TSA's federal security director for New Jersey, said in the news release. "As best as we could tell, the turtle was not harmed by the man's actions."
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Best hash ever?
Top 10ish comments. Or thereabout...
Charter members of The 3 D's Fan Club
[Disco says: Club ONT is a whelming experience for these Hordelings.]
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Tonight's Club ONT house band is a FAAAAAABULOUS tribute band
[Doggo says: *Looks up the lyrics to Slow Ride* umm...no. It's all yours Horde.]
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Tonight's ONT brought to you by life lessons.
Club ONT no longer offers open seating. Reservations are now required. If you have complaints, please wait until your group is called. Faster service is available for Platinum Club ONT VIP members. Emotional baggage definitely costs extra. No turtles were harmed in the construction of Club ONT.