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A Strange Thing happened On The Way To The ONTHello everybody! Welcome to Thursday night! Refreshments will be provided. ![]() Day Of Infamy
Just a few weeks later, Texians would get their revenge, and their independence, at San Jacinto, an overwhelming victory made possible in part because the Mexican commander was busy dallying with a mullato girl named Emily West when the Texians attacked. For her pivotal, if unintended, role in the victory, Wast was thereafter known as the Yellow Rose of Texas. And now you know.
Parable of the Shipbuilding Plan
The Navy is awash in studies, all saying roughly the same thing: Not enough—be it warships, logistics, salvage, support, shipyards and workers, naval personnel, ordnance, inventory, or time. The Navy’s sea power problem is not for lack of study, but lack of stuff. To paraphrase former Representatives Mike Gallagher (R-WI) and Elaine Luria (D-VA), we know what the problems are, and the time for action is now. The navy badly needs more ships. Build, baby build!
Babysitter checking for monsters finds man hiding under child’s bed A 27-year-old man has been arrested after a Kansas babysitter found him hiding under a child’s bed, police said. At around 10:30 p.m. Monday, the Barton County Sheriff’s Office says a babysitter at a home near Great Bend was putting the children to bed when one of them told her that a monster was under their bed. The babysitter, hoping to comfort the child by showing them there was nothing, looked under the bed and came face-to-face with a man hiding underneath, authorities said. There was an alleged altercation, and the babysitter and a child were knocked over. Not your traditional under bed monster, but a monster nonetheless. Wholesome Content
— ONT WTF (@OntWtf) March 28, 2025 Dirty Laundry An Assassination Has Ties to California’s Political Elite In a scene right out of a movie, cars with stolen license plates parked outside a home in the Fruitvale neighborhood in Oakland, made famous by BLM rioters when a career criminal was shot during a fight in a train station, and the men inside opened fire on the homeowner. The homeowner grabbed his gun and returned fire. While such sights are not unknown as criminals have taken over the streets in major California cities, this was not a gang drive by, or if it was, the gang in question appeared to have ties to a large network of the area and the entire state’s Democratic Party political establishment including the city’s DA and even the state’s attorney general and possible next governor.
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Trump’s war against the deep state starts with the courts We are not a nation of laws, and we never have been. We are a nation of political will, and we always will be. Rogue courts are the real Constitutional crisis.
Want Abundance in Housing? Acknowledge that Greed Is Good
To many New Yorkers, the answer is clearly the second. The rising abundance movement is built on the belief that neighborhoods like Windsor Terrace must reject the politics of scarcity and embrace growth and change, even at some personal cost. But while their goals are noble, the challenges they face in places like Windsor Terrace reveal the limits of the project. A politics of “abundance” can never get by on class warfare. If YIMBYs want to succeed, they’ll need to stand behind profit-seeking real-estate developers—the true vanguard of neighborhood change. TL/DR: Let the market work. Tonight's ONT has been brought to you by ZZ Stop: ![]() | Recent Comments
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