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March 04, 2025

Ave Imperator!

Jerry Dunleavy IV @JerryDunleavy
BREAKING: President Trump announces the arrest of one of the terrorists behind the Abbey Gate attack: "We have just apprehended the top terrorist responsible for that atrocity, & he is right now on his way here to face the swift sword of American justice."

🚨 TRUMP: "Over 130,000 people, according to the Social Security databases, are aged over 160 years old.”

“We have a healthier country than I thought, Bobby!" pic.twitter.com/pQXLsHOLLe
— TV News Now (@TVNewsNow) March 5, 2025

TRUMP EXPOSES INSANE SPENDING:

- $2 billion for free housing & cars for illegal aliens
- $45 million for DEI scholarships in Burma
- $40 million for "social & economic inclusion of sedentary migrants"—no one knows what that is
- $8 million to promote LGBTQI+ in Lesotho—a country… pic.twitter.com/lRPHgijacI
— Libs of TikTok (@libsoftiktok) March 5, 2025

Trump to Warren: "You wanna keep it going for another five years? Yeah. Pocahontas says yes..." pic.twitter.com/DI7sIW9qy3
— Laura Ingraham (@IngrahamAngle) March 5, 2025

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Jerry Dunleavy IV @JerryDunleavy BREAKING: President Trump announces the arrest of one of the terrorists behind the Abbey Gate attack: "We have just apprehended the top terrorist responsible for that atrocity, & he is right now on his way here to face the swift sword of American justice." 🚨 TRUMP: "Over 130,000 people, according to the Social Security databases, are aged over 160 years old.” “We have a healthier country than I thought, Bobby!" pic.twitter.com/pQXLsHOLLe — TV News Now (@TVNewsNow) March 5, 2025 TRUMP EXPOSES INSANE SPENDING: - $2 billion for free housing & cars for illegal aliens - $45 million for DEI scholarships in Burma - $40 million for "social & economic inclusion of sedentary migrants"—no one knows what that is - $8 million to promote LGBTQI+ in Lesotho—a country… pic.twitter.com/lRPHgijacI — Libs of TikTok (@libsoftiktok) March 5, 2025 Trump to Warren: "You wanna keep it going for another five years? Yeah. 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