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March 18, 2025

Dragon Crew Returns to Earth With the Astronauts Biden Abandoned in Space

Coming in for splashdown right on time.

First splashdown in the Gulf of America?
Posted by: ShainS -- The Dissolution of The Autopen Empire

Good eyes! An historic first!

Watch Dragon and Crew-9 return to Earth → https://t.co/ZZEmGU8Aar https://t.co/aqY6RNsEfK
— SpaceX (@SpaceX) March 18, 2025

Here was the Dragon Crew arriving at the ISS (to pick up the astronauts that Biden callously abandoned because he didn't want to give Elon Musk any positive press):

Crew 10 Dragon vehicle arriving! pic.twitter.com/3EZZyZW18b
— Don Pettit (@astro_Pettit) March 16, 2025

It all went perfectly. I think.

You know the entire media was praying to Satan that the vehicle should blow up on reentry.

Let's hope the astronauts don't suffer any health complications due to Biden leaving them in zero gravity for unplanned months. Which he did because he had an election coming up and prioritized that over the safe return of the astronauts.

What a senile old fucking bastard.

posted by Ace at 06:50 PM

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Watch Dragon and Crew-9 return to Earth → https://t.co/ZZEmGU8Aar https://t.co/aqY6RNsEfK — SpaceX (@SpaceX) March 18, 2025 Here was the Dragon Crew arriving at the ISS (to pick up the astronauts that Biden callously abandoned because he didn't want to give Elon Musk any positive press): Crew 10 Dragon vehicle arriving! pic.twitter.com/3EZZyZW18b — Don Pettit (@astro_Pettit) March 16, 2025 It all went perfectly. I think. You know the entire media was praying to Satan that the vehicle should blow up on reentry. Let's hope the astronauts don't suffer any health complications due to Biden leaving them in zero gravity for unplanned months. Which he did because he had an election coming up and prioritized that over the safe return of the astronauts. 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