Saturday Night Club ONT - September 26, 2026 [Disco & Dino]

Welcome to Club ONT - a whelming collaboration of The Disco and The Dino.

Open thread - bar is open, too. Come in in, grab a drink or 2. Or 3. Keep it light and friendly. The Moose loves a good knock knock joke, so pause on your way in and share your best with him. The Moose has a strange sense of humor so don't take it personally if he doesn't get the joke.

Saturday Night Jokes and Other Funnies

A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question.

The driver screamed, lost control of the car, nearly hit a bus, went up on the footpath, and stopped inches from a shop window.

For a second, everything was quiet in the cab.

Then the driver said, "Look, mate, don't ever do that again. You scared the living daylights out of me!"

The passenger apologized and said, "I didn't realize that a little tap would scare you so much."

The driver replied, "Sorry, it's not really your fault. Today is my first day as a cab driver - I've been driving a funeral van for the last 25 years."

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Drink of the Night

Whatever this guy is serving!

Club ONT Department of School Gun Safety

Club ONT Department of Culture

No, oxymoron is not an Ace of Spades term.

Club ONT Lunchroom Refrigerator Update

Club ONT Department of Inappropriate Whizzing

Guess he didn't have the proper restroom token

Club ONT Jukebox

Top 10ish Comments of the Week

Club ONT is brought to you by trickery

Due to high demand, Club ONT is oversold this evening. We appreciate and value your business and may be looking for volunteers to accept a generous voucher for Club ONT restroom tokens to make space and enjoy the annex.

posted by Open Blogger at 09:55 PM

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