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March 25, 2025

The Morning Report — 3/ 25 /25

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Good morning kids. With all due apologies in putting you off your breakfast by merely writing the name Jasmine Crockett. regardless of the fact that her intellectual non-agility, barely on par with that of a janitor in a flea circus, lacking the ability to pick her own nose without poking herself in the eyes. And yet, bubonic-plague carrying fleas decimated most of the Western world during the middle ages.

The pestilence that this vermin and the dark mass of evil, ignorance and hatred she carries and is at the epicenter of is potentially just as lethal. You can just picture her grabbing the Boasberg/Pelosi clown gavel and uttering the words "bonk! bonk! on the head!"

The Texas Democrat congresswoman, who absolutely loves accusing conservatives of inciting violence and stirring up imaginary “insurrections,” apparently has no qualms with openly threatening other members of the legislature. When asked about Texas senator Ted Cruz’ victory over challenger Colin Allred in the November election and what Allred could have done differently to squeeze out a win, Crockett said Democrats should become "okay with punching."

“I think you punch. I think you punch. I think, you know, you okay with punching,” the wannabe-gangsta-turned-elected lawmaker said during an interview with Lone Star Politics.
“I love Colin, and I think towards the end he started to punch a little harder, but like, this is Ted Cruz! Like, this dude has to be knocked over the head - like, hard,” she went on.

I'm sure the usual DU trolls will be falling all over themselves to insist she was using a metaphor. The same ones who rushed to slime anyone who defended Sarah Palin and the target meme way back when.

So, metaphor like with a gasoline filled bottle and a Timmy Walz Manpon flaming fuse in it?

During a Sunday appearance on MSNBC, Rep. Jasmine Crockett (D-TX) denied playing any role in promoting the violence waged against Elon Musk’s brand, Tesla.

The Texas Democrat acknowledged participating in the so-called “Tesla takedown,” which she maintained was a “large protest.”

Maybe she has a point. After all it turns out that in spite of, or maybe because of the anti-Musk/Tesla "protests" Tesla stock is going through the roof.

Up 20% in the last 5 days! Jeez, three more years of this and the Dems will FDR Trump to a third term! So much for term limits! Constitutional crisis my ass. Yeah, bring on more Titty Caca and Bernie Sanders!

Keep defending illegal alien rapists and murderers as well as Jew-killing terrorism supporters! And while you're at it lefties, let's get Crockett's opinion on this. We'll have MAGA presidents for the next 100 years! Hawaiian judges and stolen elections notwithstanding.

An LGBT activist teacher in Colorado and her trans-identifying male husband are housing a 17-year-old girl who identifies as a boy. Police say they are unable to intervene to bring the teen home to her mother.

JoAnn Smotherman, a former math teacher at Durango High School, took the teen, one of her students, into her Durango home in December when the girl left home after a fight with her mother. JoAnn is married to Vivian Smotherman, a trans-identifying man who ran for Colorado State Senate as a Democrat last year.

The teen’s mother, Cynthia Stein, has gone to the Smothermans’ home and attempted, unsuccessfully, to take back her daughter. She called in the police, but the officers who responded to the scene said they would not force the teen to go home, according to the police report and body cam footage of the incident obtained by The Daily Wire.

"Smotherman?" In this fiend's case, that's a name that's pregnant with meaning as Churchill might say.

Given all of the above, I think I give you this blast from the past (or geriatric vaginal gas emission):

Not so crazy on you. Nancy Wilson of the popular rock band Heart has come under fire for claiming it’s “more embarrassing than ever” to be an American. . .

“I hope I am alive to see that next revolution,” she added.

Oh hell yes! Be careful what you wish for Nancy!!!!!!

Because God help you when sane, moral decent hard-working real Americans rise up in their righteous rage at what you and your ilk have done to our sacred Republic and society, vis a vis all of the aforementioned being just the tip of the iceberg, and finally wield the long overdue terrible swift sword of justice.. .

As we say in temple at the conclusion of services, "On that day the Lord shall be One and His name shall be One!"

Amen.


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