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March 21, 2025

Alec Baldwin's Fake Hispanic Wife Cucks Him on Worldwide Television, Tells the World that the Actor Once Prosecuted for Manslaughter Lies Incessantly and Shouldn't Be Believed

Noted Ladykiller Alec Baldwin has a new reality show on TLC, presumably because he's now uninsurable and unable to get hired to act. He actually shows his seven children on camera because that's very healthy for their development, as his Selfish Little Pig Daughter can tell you.

In what may or may not be an attempt to stir controversy to get people to notice this show is even on the air, his Fake Spanish Wife Hilarious cucked him publicly.

Megyn Kelly points out that Hilarious says not to believe anything Alec Baldwin says about anything except history, because he "just makes it all up." This is at 6:00 in the below clip.

(Personally I'd guess he also lies about history, but Hilarious is stupid and ill-educated so she can't say for sure that he is lying when he makes up a historic "fact.")

Alec Baldwin claimed that he never pulled the trigger when he shot Helyna Hutchins to death.

And here's his own wife -- or should I say, muher -- telling the world they shouldn't believe anything Baldwin says because all he does is lie.



What price will the Hilaria Baldwin Dead Pool open at? You know he's going to kill her, right? He's got a taste for taking women's lives now and he's surprised to discover how right it feels.


Hilarious doubles down on henpecking Alec.

Hilaria Baldwin has vowed to never let anyone speak for her again, days after she scolded Alec for interrupting her on the red carpet.

The couple's marriage was thrust into the spotlight this week when a clip of Hilaria snapping at her husband 'When I'm talking, you're not talking', went viral.

Seemingly doubling down on her remarks, Hilaria, 41, sat down for a chat with Today where she expressed her frustration at not being able to voice her thoughts.

Discussing why the Baldwins opened up their home for a new reality series, she explained: 'Since I met Alec a lot of people have spoken for me, have taken my narrative. I don't want that anymore.

'This is an example for my children to hold your head up high and take control of your own narrative and we did it during a very vulnerable time.'

The family filmed the series amid Alec's involuntary manslaughter trial over the fatal shooting of Rust's cinematographer Halyna Hutchins.


...

Unsurprisingly the now viral clip raised questions about their marriage, with many condemning her behaviour.

But 'fireworks' are the norm, according to sources close to the fiery couple who dismissed the humiliating interaction as nothing more than 'banter.'

'That was a true reflection of their relationship,' an insider told Daily Mail. 'They test each other. It may have looked concerning to some, but it was all playful banter.

'There is no harm. They both have strong personalities and that's why they're attracted to one another.

'Alec finds Hilaria captivating and he loves that she can take his humor because Alec is never reserved in anything he does and vice versa.

For some, the thought of constant tussles with a partner is exhausting, but not for the A-list couple who reportedly 'love challenging one another.'

'Don't get it twisted, there are always fireworks between them, it is what makes them tick. They love challenging one another.'

She accused Baldwin of "manterrupting" her. Greg Gutfled joked that "manterrupting" is better than man-slaughtering.

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