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Alec Baldwin's Fake Hispanic Wife Cucks Him on Worldwide Television, Tells the World that the Actor Once Prosecuted for Manslaughter Lies Incessantly and Shouldn't Be BelievedNoted Ladykiller Alec Baldwin has a new reality show on TLC, presumably because he's now uninsurable and unable to get hired to act. He actually shows his seven children on camera because that's very healthy for their development, as his Selfish Little Pig Daughter can tell you. In what may or may not be an attempt to stir controversy to get people to notice this show is even on the air, his Fake Spanish Wife Hilarious cucked him publicly. Megyn Kelly points out that Hilarious says not to believe anything Alec Baldwin says about anything except history, because he "just makes it all up." This is at 6:00 in the below clip. (Personally I'd guess he also lies about history, but Hilarious is stupid and ill-educated so she can't say for sure that he is lying when he makes up a historic "fact.") Alec Baldwin claimed that he never pulled the trigger when he shot Helyna Hutchins to death. And here's his own wife -- or should I say, muher -- telling the world they shouldn't believe anything Baldwin says because all he does is lie.
What price will the Hilaria Baldwin Dead Pool open at? You know he's going to kill her, right? He's got a taste for taking women's lives now and he's surprised to discover how right it feels.
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