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FBI Top 10 Most Wanted:

2023: 1 caught in the entire year
2024: 0 caught in the entire year
2025: 3 caught since January 20th

The FBI caught a lot of grandmas in red hats, though!

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Illegal migrants released at the border by Border Patrol after apprehension:

February 2024: 76,924
February 2025: 1

Yes, you read that correctly

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JUST ANNOUNCED: Approval ratings for the Democrat Party falls even further, from 29% to 27%.

Hate and violence is not working

Former Howard Stern intern is disgusted by Stern's craven embrace of wokeness.

Shock jock Stern was a different person back when Grillo, now 58, worked for him in the 90s on New York's WXRK station.

Pre-woke, decades before he did softball interviews with Joe Biden, Stern's politics leaned Republican.

"He definitely got George Pataki elected Governor [of New York in 1995] and he was a big [Rudy] Giuliani supporter," said Grillo. "It's gross to see what he's turned into. I think it's quite pathetic, to be honest."

Grillo is referring to Stern's 180 in terms of his political standing, "At some point, his brain flipped," he said. "I think it has to do with the people he associates with. He's in the [left wing] herd, and he doesn't want to upset them. Now he's friends with all these A-listers, people like Jimmy Kimmel. If he goes up against them, he's going to get kicked out of the club. He used to make fun of all those celebrities," who Grillo counts as fair game due to their public profiles.

Ironically, one person Stern did not mind going up against was Donald Trump. "Trump and Howard were friends, they talked all the time," said Grillo. "Then Howard turned on his friend."

Periodically men of a certain age (those of us nearly 29) bemoan Stern's transformation. I heard Anthony Cumia recently talking about it, how Stern used to be funny, and how he turned into everything he once hated.

Is it time to ask the question: Was Stern ever actually funny? Does anyone still recite Stern bits? Does anyone watch the old clips?

I sure thought he was funny for about ten years. So it's kind of hard for me to say that I was wrong, he was never funny.

Still: What legacy does this ugly Gollum leave? Butt Bongo Fiesta?

Healthy-At-Any-Size Pro-Obesity Self-Diagnosed Anorexic Tess Holliday is fitter than any normal-sized person and her obesity doesn't hamper her in her rigorous exercise routines.

Also, she's now hospitalized after tearing a ligament in her knee. Ligaments get torn when too much strain is put upon them, which is obviously something that her obesity had nothing to do with. She says she's surprised it turns out that you can tear a knee ligament just for having the "thickest, juiciest ass." Her knee ligaments, sadly, were not thick and juicy enough to support her weight.

A very lovely lady fears that Trump will ban all books and albums.

A US judge has ordered a school to put pornographic books back into its library so that children can learn how to give oral sex to adults.

An MGM Casino marketing official admitted to a James O'Keefe undercover report that he would illegally hire people based on race.

Trans activists are shocked and appalled by a spa's locker room policy, which consists of the draconian rule that people with female genitals use the women's lockers and those with male genitals us the men's. The trans activists are aghast, and say, "So you want a man in the woman's room?" By which he means, a woman dressed as a man.

Noted Genius Don LeMon states that "People love AOC, people love Jasmine Crockett, people love Eric Swallwell," and the Democrat Party should put these beloved figures on all the Sunday shows to increase the Democrats' appeal to moderates.

Shakespeare's home town of Stratford-on-Avon has been pressured into changing its exhibits to push "diversity" and to attack Shakespeare as a beneficiary of white privilege.

Here's Google's Woke AI summing it up:

The Shakespeare Birthplace Trust in Stratford-upon-Avon is working to "decolonize" its collection and create a more inclusive museum experience, acknowledging concerns that Shakespeare's legacy might perpetuate white supremacist narratives and examining the impact of empire on its holdings. Here's a more detailed explanation:

The Issue:

Scholars and critics have raised concerns that the continued veneration of Shakespeare, particularly within a Western-centric context, risks reinforcing white supremacist narratives and overlooking the contributions of other cultures and perspectives.

The Response:

The Shakespeare Birthplace Trust, which owns several buildings in Shakespeare's hometown and a collection of personal documents, has pledged to develop a more inclusive museum experience.

Key Actions:

Examining the Impact of Empire: The Trust plans to analyze the ongoing impact of empire on its holdings and acknowledge how colonialism has shaped global historical narratives.

Removing Offensive Language: The Trust is working to remove any language or depictions that are racist, sexist, homophobic, or otherwise harmful from its collections.

Shifting Perspectives: The Trust is moving away from a solely Western perspective and aiming to present a more diverse and inclusive understanding of Shakespeare and his works.

Acknowledging Multiple Authors: Researchers have urged the trust to stop referring to Shakespeare as the "greatest" writer and to recognize him as part of a group of "equal and different" international authors.

A trans activist photographed itself replacing hand sanitizer with testosterone gel in women's bathrooms in a women-only gym, to forcibly dose normal real women with male hormones and trans them against their will.

Chris Hanson caught an illegal alien in his latest Catch-a-Predator sting.

Colleges take young at-risk women and turn them into unemployable, unmarriageable miserable government-dependent maniacs.

Michele Obama debuts her new look. Surprise, she looks like an ugly man.

Absolutely disgusting fatbody incel sticks his fingers up xis ass repeatedly and then wipes it on a car, presumably a Tesla.

After declaring that Maine would continue allowing boys to beat the shit out of girls in sports, Maine's governor backed down.

No more pronouns for California's Lieutenant Governor:

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