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AN APOLOGY This morning, I posted a link to an Andy McCarthy piece in National Review about Jeff Sessions. Unfortunately, while the piece is accurate, it's old; June of 2017. In my rush to post the thread, I neglected to see this rather important detail. All things considered, the fact that it's old news doesn't take away from my opinion about the attorney general. But this is no excuse. I strive to do my best work and today I fell short. I shall do my utmost to do better tomorrow. Thanks for your support as always. [J.J. Sefton]
Louder With Crowder Intern Crashes LGBTQ SxSW Meetup! Video keeps getting removed by Youtube. Watch this funny video while you can. [dri]
Sean Davis: Not to Brag, But The Rest of the Media Just Caught Up With Two Major Fusion GPS Scoops I Had Months Ago... Oh, and Here's My Prediction About the Next One Coming
I'm amused by the Smug Set's belief that they're doing a grand old job of informing the conservative audience and advancing the conservative cause, when it's outlets like The Federalist -- which the Smug Set loathes for being right too often, and embarrassing them -- which is getting the job done
Can't wait to see the Smug Set jeer at the next bit of news The Federalist gets first, and their mockery of it. And then in two months, when the rest of the media gets the story, they'll change their tack and say "That was the Washington Consensus all along."
Also, Obama's Mentor Lawrence Tribe Has Endorsed the NeverTrumpers' Conspiracy Theories
Ten days ago Lawrence Tribe tweeted that Tillerson was deliberately weakening America on Russia's orders. Now Trump fires Tillerson, and the story is now that Tillerson was too tough on Russia, so Trump canned him.
Is this not the very definition of conspiracy theorizing? Where the True Believers can completely reverse their premises but keep their conclusions perfectly intact?
Nancy Pelosi Supports NeverTrumpers' Conspiracy Theories on Rex Tillerson
BTW, are these people aware that Trump and Tillerson have been feuding forever? That we've been speculating about #Rexit forever? That Tillerson called Trump a "moron"? I know the NeverTrumpers know that because they giggled like little girls about it for a week.
New Painful Engagement Ring Trend: Piercing The Finger to Just Stick a Pin-Ended Diamond Stud Into the Finger Itself
Via the Morning Brief, which informs us it's Einstein's birthday. But we appear to be going backwards from Einstein.
"The Expert" Tom Nichols Now Claiming a County in PA is Rigging the Vote
All of their conspiracy theories are Good Conspiracy Theories because they've been crafted by Elite Experts
The Expert also retweeted this dark suspicion
Strange how the "Republican" Tom Nichols is so emotionally invested in a Democrat victory he springs to vote-rigging conspiracy theories the minute a county says its vote count is coming in late
Buzzion put it together. Here's the link, and here are the instructions. [CBD]
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