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March 06, 2018

Adulterous Democrat Nashville Mayor Resigns After Admitting to Theft

DTF. Up for whatever.

You know, if we had women in power, we wouldn't have these problems. Because women don't like sex.

Especially not dangerous dirty sex.

A month after she admitted to an extramarital affair with her then-bodyguard, Nashville Mayor Megan Barry has pleaded guilty to theft of property and resigned. When Barry first admitted Jan. 31 to having an affair with Sgt. Robert Forrest, she said she planned to stay in office. But on Tuesday she said her time in office has concluded.

Barry's guilty plea earlier in the day included an agreement for her to resign. She was also fined and sentenced to three years of probation.


In court, Funk said that had the case gone to trial, witnesses would have testified that between March 2016 and February 2018 Megan Barry caused over $10,000 and no less than $60,000 of Metro Nashville city funds to be expended unlawfully.

She wasn't charged for Sex In the Proximity of Dead Bodies, but maybe she should have been.

This Daily Mail article notes the larcenous adulteress was fond of meeting her fornication-partner in cemeteries. Why, the article doesn't say. It just implies.

Nashville Mayor Megan Barry, who has admitted having an extramarital affair with her former lead bodyguard, Sgt Robert Forrest, was caught on security video paying early morning visits to the city cemetery with him.

Footage shows her white SUV entering the graveyard, usually after 7am, on several occasions during their two-year affair, before heading to the back of the site - sometimes re-emerging as little as 12 minutes later.

The reason for the taxpayer-funded trips remains a mystery but the mayor's spokesperson, Sean Braisted, told NewsChannel5, which uncovered the footage, that Barry 'finds it to be a peaceful place to start her day'.

I'll say.

'Sometimes she would go for a walk, other times she would sit in the car and either reflect, make calls, catch up on emails, or report issues with vandalism in the cemetery,' he added.

Uh-huh. I bet she also talked about grandchildren and looked up new yoga routines.

Incidentally, this alleged Christian mayor went ballistic over the "Nashville Statement," a restatement of basic Christian beliefs about sexual matters:

- Nashville Mayor Megan Barry has rebuked a "Nashville Statement" issued by The Council on Biblical Manhood & Womanhood coalition, calling it "poorly named" and saying it does not represent the city's values.


Among [the claims made in the Nashville Statement] are the denial "God has designed marriage to be a homosexual, polygamous, or polyamorous relationship."


Mayor Barry responded to the statement on Twitter, saying the organization's "so-called "Nashville Statement" is poorly named and does not represent the inclusive values of the city & people of Nashville."

Mayor Barry holds as a central religious principle that sex is intended by God to be a covenant between a mayor, her bodyguard, several tens of thousands of dollars of public money, and maybe some of the honored dead as spectators.

In related news, she was just hired by The Atlantic to write an article on being a TruConservative and why she had to quit the Republican Party she never actually belonged to.

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