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March 17, 2018

Weird News Dump

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Good morning Horde. Hope you've had a good week and a better weekend. Let's take a look at some items that didn't get their due here at the AoSHQ this past week.

Burger King attempting to be the Moron's choice of fast food restaurants.
Someone failed a math class or two.
Well, who has never missed a turnoff.
Too much free time on their hands?
Hey, where's the Dick Museum?
Some people have money to ~~burn~~ ~~piss away~~ shit away.
I guess a quart of paint thinner was unavailable.
Next stop Broward County, FL.
Is this the start of living the Lumber Jack lifestyle?

Enjoy these or other things in this open thread. Interact well with others and no running with sharp objects.

Have a great weekend!!!!

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