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March 01, 2018

Chibi ONT!

Last Thursday, I included a link to “Chibi Presidents”, a collection of artwork featuring all 45 presidents done in the chibi style. The artist, who is the daughter of a Moron, was so delighted to be featured here that she made a new picture for us. She sent it to me earlier this week. Ladies and Gentlemen, I present: Chibi Ace of Spades!

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What kind of odds will you Morons give me that when this bitch is 40 we see weepy posts titled “Where have all the good men gone?” Followed shortly, no doubt, by reports of an overdose on Valium and being partially eaten by her 16 cats.

I’ve cheated on every guy I’ve ever dated, and I don’t feel even a little bit sorry

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She's serious.

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A family in Thailand spotted a tiny grey animal laying in the middle of the road. At first glance, it looked like a newborn house cat. However, upon closer examination, they realized it looked more like a big cat and called Wildlife Friends Foundation Thailand (WFFT). The kitten was only a few hours old and needed a vet immediately. The vet quickly warmed up the kitten and fed it some special milk. After making sure all the basic needs of the cat were met, the vet discovered the cat was a rare fishing cat. Fishing cats are near extinction and are extremely rare in Thailand.

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Derry business turning away Republican customers

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I'm actually OK with this. I'm pretty much a free association absolutist. As a general rule, any private business should be able to decline custom from anyone they want-black, white, gay, straight, religion, politics-whatever they want. They should also have to suffer the economic consequences of that decision. Public entities are another matter entirely. What I'm not OK with is this:

Cherokee Street shop vandalized for flag supporting police, owner says

Voluntary economic decisions made by individuals based upon a store's stated policy? Fine and dandy. Illegally vandalizing someone's store because you don't like their views? No. That's a crime. I do like this quote, however:

Elder isn't interested in moving her store. "If they burn our building down, in the middle of the ash, we will put up a flag."

Since she's being targeted by Antifa types for flying the flag, maybe she deserves some extra support. Anyone in St. Louis need antiques? I know where you should look first.

*Crosses "Why aren't there more Mormon rap acts?" Off My List of Life's Little Imponderables.*

Folks, I give you the Utah legislature:

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I mentioned going riding with my son last week. Well, we did on Sunday and it was great. Generational picture here, for anyone interested.

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