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Ouch. Cat uses one of its nine lives. Dogs prefer when you talk to them like babies. Although the people around you don't.
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![]() Bro Bill and Sherry thanks for the submission. It appears those cats have a life of leisure!
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![]() Greetings, You're welcome Darth Chipmunk. What a wonderful story about your pets.
![]() Saw the attached image on somebody's computer desktop background ... and now it is on mine. Hope the Statute of Limitations has expired ShainS. :)
![]() Hi petmorons. I’m a long-time reader/lurker and occasional commenter. This is Dexter, also known as The Creamsicle. We work from home, and when our Labrador died, the house was very very empty, so I went to the cat rescue and this guy was just it. He was only 6 months old and had been homed once and it didn't work out. Well, he’s been with us for 5 years. During the summer months, he loves to sleep in this pot on the front deck. To be fair, I’ve sent you a Dex picture before, which you published. I just love this one though. --Exliberal Hey, no problem running his photo again. It's a cute photo. Thank you for sharing his photo with us.
![]() Wanted to submit this in memory of my father who passed on February 10th. This is his 5 year old English bulldog Murphy, whom I cared for every winter for the last five years when he and my mother would live in Florida from January to mid-April. As my father’s deteriorating health prevented him from taking this deceptively strong (and very stubborn) dog out for walks, I would take him to a nearby field where most folks let their dogs off-leash to play every weekend. Murphy is a first class wrestler as you can see from the video I made of him for his first birthday (it starts off slow but picks up). He’s a great pooch and makes good company for my mother, now alone in that home. Rest in peace, dad. We are sorry to hear of your loss Chris. Not quite sure what to say other than that we hope your Mom and Murphy are coping well.
![]() I comment under George LeS. I'm finally getting around to sending you this, our favorite picture of our late and much missed Sally. When we got her, though not technically a rescue, she was 15 pounds underweight, and was so filthy it took 3 baths to clean off the smell of dogsh**. She'd been tied up outdoors and neglected so long she didn't really know what people were like. So she simply needed to be spoiled rotten.It took several years for her to get over a fear of snow, but when she did, realizing that she could come back indoors anytime, she played in it constantly.
![]() These are pecans we picked and washed, spread out to dry. Our ginger cat was batting them from underneath, over and over, for the longest time, absolutely
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