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March 03, 2018

Weird News Dump

Good morning. Wow, the first Saturday of March. February sure blew by. Let's take a peek at a few stories that didn't get too much attention here at the AoSHQ this past week.

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Let's take a look.

I wonder if he has the "Dumb F*ck Exclusion" in his policy?
Why not? Elvis running for congress.
I wonder WTF inspired this?
Dedicated or just another crazy Cat Lady?
Wonder if the State runs Gentlemen Clubs?
What would you do to save your drone?
Morons in Indiana rejoice
Let's play a game of hide and seek with a controlled substance.
Talk about being rubbed the wrong way.
"Neither snow nor rain nor heat NOR NUDITY nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed rounds"
Government, what is it good for? $43.00/hr is all.
It's a bird, it's a plane, no.
The phrase, "Piss on it" takes on a whole new meaning.
Hello Claims Department?
Talk about election collusion. NSFW
SMOD take us away.

Feel free to discuss these stories or something else in this open thread. Play nice with one another. Remember the 'ettes don't have cooties. Leave the sharp objects on the table if you're going to run.

Have a great weekend!!!

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