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Rain now coming from an unexpected source -- the clouds
Is every single thing we say in public now demanded to be a Stasi-enforced lie?
U.S. Manufacturers Are Coming Back Thanks to Trump "Prior to Donald Trump's stop at the city's Whirlpool manufacturing plant, no U.S. President had set foot in Sandusky County for more than a century. Much like Ohio's manufacturing sector, the region was sorely neglected by the political elites, who cared more about maximizing America's GDP than they did about the lives and livelihoods of millions of American workers. " [CBD]
Holy Shit, Government "Republicans" are just liberal Democrats who sometimes go to church. Purge these statist liberal fucks.
Remember, Andy McCarthy, and virtually every other "Republican" who takes a government check, vouched for the integrity and competence of Robert Mueller, as well as for the unbiased, incorruptible professionals of the DOJ, every single fucking day.
Government "Republicans" are government men first and foremost, and government is, was, and always will be a fundamentally progressive venture.
Thomas Sowell
Aug 6
People who talk incessantly about "change" are often dogmatically set in their ways. They want to change other people.

Big truth right there.
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People talking
And they're saying that you're leaving
So unhappy
With the way that you've been living
Is Tiger Woods walking around The Masters wearing a thin blue line face mask?
The thin blue line pattern is intended to show support of cops. But is that how Tiger Woods means it? I doubt it; he's very corporate and tries to be noncontroversial. I don't think he'd show any pro-cop sentiment just as I don't think he'd come to the Masters with a Black Lives Matter cap. But I imagine the leftist (mostly white) headhunters will come after him for this.
Ryan Long: The Future of Comedy
This video is from March when the "Karen" put-down was still relatively new
Transexual Wachowski Brother (now a "Sibling") Andy (now "Lilly") Wachowski now says The Matrix was always intended as a transexual allegory
Can't wait to see the sequel, now that the Wachowski's feel more empowered to put their original transexual vision on the screen
Comic book store owner explains the knock-on effects of shutdowns -- making people idle makes them stop buying things, which in turn makes other people idle
Still, Perez said that although interest from collectors remains high, business is only 50 to 60 percent of what it was before the COVID-19 pandemic forced the store to close.

"Even though 70 percent of my client base has come back, there are still some who will never come back because they can’t afford to collect anymore," he said. "A lot of my customers are waiters and bar-backs and bouncers, and they're still unemployed because Miami has become the worst place in the world with its rate of infection."
How to Spot Leftist Propaganda - the latest in an ongoing series: Check out this from the Huffington post - "Doctors See Link Between Virus and Neurological Side Effects for Kids" - COVID-19 may have lasting effects on some children's brains. The real headline is "people are not believing our bullshit about the Chinese Lung AIDS anymore so we really have to scare the hell out of them to keep the schools closed. And we can also smear Trump as stupid for his accurate comments about child immunity!" I fucking loathe these bastards with press credentials. [J.J. Sefton]
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