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April 09, 2008

Jesse Ventura: Action Hero, Structural Engineer

Truther.

And drop-dead stupid.

He actually questions (in the first clip, second link) how on earth jet fuel could have possibly found its way the WTC's elevator shafts, because "elevator shafts are sealed, they always are" (sealed between floors? wouldn't that sort of impede the progress of the elevator slightly?) and that, in his considered opinion, "most of the jet fuel" was destroyed in the "initial hit."

Jesus.

I turned it off. I felt myself getting stupider by the minute.

He whines that he doesn't understand that when people say stupid, crazy shit other people note that they are stupid and crazy.

Jesse "The Mind" Ventura.

Hokay.

I'm getting a little tired of hearing these retards wonder why when something falls due to the force of gravity it seems to fall with the speed of gravity.

Um... yeah. It's very suspicious that when I throw a baseball it falls at the speed of gravity. It's almost as if... just hear me out on this... it's almost as if that falling objects are all governed by the same constant force of acceleration or something.


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