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April 10, 2008

More MSM Deification of Obama


As told by Amanda Ripley, Moron.

It's a pap piece, and by pap I mean you'll be gagging shortly.

Today Obama is partly a product of what his mother was not. Whereas she swept her children off to unfamiliar lands and even lived apart from her son when he was a teenager, Obama has tried to ground his children in the Midwest. "We've created stability for our kids in a way that my mom didn't do for us," he says. "My choosing to put down roots in Chicago and marry a woman who is very rooted in one place probably indicates a desire for stability that maybe I was missing."

There's a card in play, again. I can't quite make it out.

I didn't flip it. But apparently we do have to deal with it.

Sheesh. And by sheesh I mean "fuck this shit".

Lower That Bar! [ace] Am I to understand that Barack Obama is to be praised and elected President of the United States on the strength of the credential that he is not a footloose transient and/or shiftless drifter?

Mind you, I'd prefer my president not be a footloose transient and/or shiftless drifter. However, I think that's more a necessary but not sufficient type thing.

Barack Obama For President!

At last, a candidate with what America has been craving: a semi-permanent place of residence and a landline phone.

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