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April 24, 2008

Visualize World Peace

No reason for that headline; I just like that bumpersticker. Mainly because I visualize World Peace as a vast lifeless wreckage, the ironic result of the US finally deciding we can't share the planet with genocidal assholes anymore.

I kid, I kid.

Aaaanyway. That's neither here nor there.

Here's a great story about an American Hero, bravely battling the powers of darkness and evil.

A man heckling First Lady Laura Bush and daughter Jenna outside the 92nd Street Y was arrested after he punched a wheelchair-bound girl whose parents had told him to shut up, authorities said yesterday.

It is difficult to imagine the gumption it takes to confront Laura and Jenna Bush, those abhorrent global puppetmasters who would have you gutted for their dinner music.

But to have the physical courage to rain blows upon this girl:


Left, the very manifestation of Malevolence ; Right, Her Killer-Helot Gimp.

I salute you, sir. Wish I had been there to thank you in person. With a tire iron.

Thanks to spongeworthy.

UPDATE: Rob B. quips in the comments:

If I manage to get this time travel thing down, this thread is going to read "A shitload of cybernetic monkeys appear out of nowhere and asswhip a liberal douche nozzle after attempting to hit wheelchair bound girl."
Awesome.
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