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April 03, 2008

Sometimes Doctors Make The Tough Calls For You

A German woman lost a couple hundred pounds, and wanted the baggy extra skin on her chest smoothed out by a surgeon.

But when she woke up after the operation she found doctors had put two silicone implants into her breasts, increasing their size from a C cup to a D.

Doctors said the woman should not complain as the best way to tighten the skin and remove the wrinkles was to make her breasts bigger.

Well of course they'd say it's 'the best way.' Coincidentally, it's the easy way, too.
And they're seemingly knocking her for ingratitude. That's the crunchy almond in the nougat, right there. Nice balls, guys. Take a bow.

Thanks to PJ Momma.


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