The Ten Most Hated People On the Internet

Worthies all, even the people I never heard of, which, to be honest, was most of them.

But 1 and 2? Awful.

David Cross is on the list. I hate him, kinda-sorta, for generally being a prick and his smug self-regard which estimates himself to be be far funnier than he is. (Though, concededly, he is funny -- just not on the level he seems to believe he is.)

But his nutjob friends hate him for selling out, whatever the fuck that is, by appearing in Alvin in the Chimpmunks. He actually had to apologize to these idiots and explain the reason for taking the part (um, he wanted to buy a nice house in upstate NY; I think that can be summed up as simply "for the money").

He's a fucking clown, people. Clowns don't sell out, they just get gigs. If he weren't halfway decent at clowing he'd be working fucking birthday parties, morons.

Another Dick I Never Heard of: Some jerkoff I never heard of says he can help women love their own flawed bodies, but behind the scenes he reduces them to tears. (Caution: Boobies at next click, and not really super-nice boobies either.)

posted by Ace at 04:31 PM

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