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April 15, 2008

Cross Dresser Repeatedly Crashes Into Lingerie Shop

Because they refused to hire him.

Oakland County Undersheriff Michael McCabe said Jeremy McIntosh, 27, was arrested Saturday night outside the Intimate Ideas store in Commerce Township, 25 miles northwest of Detroit. Damage to the store was estimated at $3,000.

In a (oddly) descriptive part of the report, Undersheriff McCabe reported that McIntosh was dressed in "facial makeup, lipstick, blue Capri pants, red 'flip-flops,' a flowery blouse and a matching flowery women's bra."

Matching. Flowery.

Oh well. I know I always express my career frustrations through felony property damage better when I feel pretty.

Rose goes in the front, big guy.


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