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April 03, 2008

Abandon All Hope... (Alice H)

Many of the beta male morons who have nothing better to do than comment here can give up any hope of getting married. Arkansas has fixed the error in its law that allowed anyone of any age to marry with parental consent has been changed.

"In order for a person who is younger than eighteen (18) years of age and who is not pregnant to obtain a marriage license, the person must provide the county clerk with evidence of parental consent to the marriage."

I know dozens of regular readers are weeping.


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