More here -- he does his arms, too.
Good Lord. It's not just ultradorky, it's positively hideous. Obviously this guy loves Spider-Man more than human sexual contact. For me, I admit, that's a somewhat narrow call, but still I side with the "human sexual contact" side.
Batman, on the other hand...
Ripped off from the Corner.
I'm going to really try to not "pull a Marcotte" with my attributions.
Kinda Related: And swiped from the same place. I'm not "Marcotting" things, here, I swear.