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April 20, 2008

Need a job? [krakatoa]

[editorial note -- all the quotes in the following story may have been altered slightly for dramatic impact. And/or completely made up. This journalist admits to having researched and written the article while drunk and watching Monty Python.]

I found a vacancy for a moron with a go-getter attitude. The only qualification would appear to be facial hair.

Why? Seems to be some question of the proper use of Little League funds. The team thought it should go for things like uniforms and ball gloves.

The Mayor and his wife had different ideas.

"Hey, these lamb-chops need maintenance, baby. Heavy heavy maintenance."

Easy to call foul here and play "Name that political affiliation" but I couldn't find it either. Apparently politics is relatively new there, as the town of Adelanto switched to an elective mayorship in 2004.

Previously, according to local resident "Dennis" they operated as an anarcho-syndicalist commune.

"We took it in turns to act as sort of executive officer for the week..."

Hope WaPo doesn't read this.


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