No. Just, No.

You've seen this sort of thing in sci-fi horror movies.

So this toad, this disgusting perverted Surinam toad, mates by fertilizing the female's eggs and then rubbing them on her back, where they adhere and some type of vile amniotic skin grows over them.

The female whore-toad then gives birth to her horrid trollop-spawn by... shedding the foul little choadlings off her back.

I'm kidding with all the whore and pervert stuff, but this is kinda nasty. It's not that it's gory or anything, it's just so... alien it seems perverse. These little mutants wriggling off the mother's back like parasites... yuch.

You know how much I fear the vagina? Well, the back is somehow worse.

And, uhh... not to tell tales out of school but, uhh... let me just say I'm newly thankful that the human reproductive cycle does not involve the back at any phase. IYKWIMAITYD.

Via some dude who doesn't like "Non-Christians manipulating Christians."

As usual, that Excitable Chap is "disgusted" by something, but on this one, I gotta say, I see his point.

But he got it from this biology oriented blog.

Just got an email from Barack Obama. He says that it's likely my dire economic situation which causes me to react with revulsion to amphibians whose birthing process doesn't "look like my own."

And he says not to fret, I'm just a typical white person.

Well that's comforting, at least.

posted by Ace at 07:16 PM

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