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April 14, 2008



But I want Indiana and North Carolina, too.

The trouble is, those stupid Bible-thumpin', shotgun-pumpin', outhouse-dumpin', sibling-humpin' morons don't realize yet that Obama was talking about them too, and I'm not sure how to inform these degenerate inbred racist cannibals of that.

I don't speak their language of grunts, backwoods mumble, genital-itching, and racist spree-killings.

How do I reach them?

If only they could read English, or any language, apart from the crude pictographs of elk-hunting and gang-raping they inscribe on the walls of their bone-littered and Bedazzler-studded caves.

Thanks to kempermanx.

Scoreboard: Obama and His MSM Spirit Squad Vs. Alt-Media: Who's winning? Well a recent poll shows that pluralities of moderates and even Democrats disagree with Obama's Redneck Rampage statements.

The gatekeepers don't have the power they used to, and they look frankly ridiculous attempting to use their diminished power and influence to shut down debate and essentially lie about the facts of the matter to do so.

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