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April 10, 2008

Outrage: Bank Exploits Mentally Challenged Man and Mother

He found $140,000, cash.

He turned it in to the bank.

He got a $2000 finder's fee.

His mom says it should have been 10%.

Anyone who's not retarded would put that figure closer to 100%.

Sad.

Thanks to RobG.

BTW, the headline is a joke. He's not really mentally handicapped.

At least he hasn't been diagnosed as such yet. Though I would say this is a pretty good sign he ought to schedule an appointment to make sure he's not -- what's the proper medical term? -- brain-fucked.


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