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April 02, 2008

Ted Turner: Global Warming Will Cause Full-Blown Zombie Cannibal Apocalypse

Okay, not zombies per se, but he does say, quite seriously, that almost all of us will die and those who remain will revert to cannibalism for lack of crops.

This guy can buy and sell you ten times over, by the way. At least.

Just helpful for us conservatives to note on occasion the hidden hand of the free marketplace works wonders, but is sometimes completely retarded.

More from Hot Air... if "too many people" are the problem, what's Ted's concrete solution, I wonder?

Thanks to Blacksheep.


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