Hadji the Jihadist Comic

He's posting here. Pretty funny. I've lightly edited his name in comportment with my current PC rules.

It is good to be back here at the Ace of Spades Headquarters. Funny times are about to be had, inshallah. We have power and lights ... are there any suicide bombers in the room? Yes? Just one?

Okay, I like my chances.... so to begin.

What goes 'clippity-clop, clippity-clop, aurgghhhhhspit, clippity clop, boom'? A Jihadi Camel.

What is black and white and red all over the stairs? A clumsy jihadi

What is black and white and red all over and has trouble going through the doors which are revolve? A jihadi with a spear through his head.

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You are not laughing ... is there religious police in the room?

No?

Yes?

Thanks you all again, it is good to be among you all....

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I have been a fan of the one called ace for long - never did I know of an ewok that could type, cry, and groom himself at the same time. Okay, I kid, there is no grooming to be seen.

It is funny because ace is looks like an Ewok from the Star Wars. Okay, we are ready to make more merriment.

What's the difference between ace and an israeli tank?

One defends Israel relentlessly, the other gets stuck.

taptaptaptaptap

The Israeli tank also gets more airtime, dude.

Why?

Because it's got more charisma and animal magnetism.

Doesn't speak as slowly, either.

posted by Ace at 03:47 PM

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