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April 24, 2008

Heh

The British (Office of Government Commerce -- right away we've gone badly wrong here designed a simple logo, "OGC," reading just like that, left to right.

You know what you get when you turn that logo 90 degrees, which is easy enough to do as it's all over the mouse pads of OGC workers?

You get Big Fun, that's what you get.

Another Heh: The geekiest designer jeans ever. Mouse in a pocket, keyboard stitched right into the lap.

Might as well be wearing a chastity belt.

Thanks to rcl.

Heh x 3: Two women claim to have been raped.

We all know women never lie about rape.

But... I don't know. I think maybe this may be an exception to that rule.

Two local women claim they've been sexually assaulted by ghosts.

According to a police report, the two women told officers a paranormal person has been placing sensors on their bodies and having intercourse with them at their apartment in the 28600 block of 25th Place South.

One of the women said the assault began when she lived in Kent and followed them to Federal Way. The second woman said her encounters began recently.

The maintenance man in charge of the apartment complex said the women keep calling him saying the ghosts are raping them on weekend nights. He finally told them to call police.

It's an odd case for cops, but it's right up Ross Allison's alley. He's a ghost hunter.

"Cases like this don't pop up that often," he said.

You don't say.

The ghosts are placing "sensors" on their bodies?

At least the ghosts care enough to pay attention to their responses. They're making the effort. That's all I'm saying.

Thanks to ghengis.

Meanwhile, in Japan, "ancestral spirits" are maliciously attempting to force big-breasted Japanese Love Fugitives through holes they've punched in doors.


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