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April 11, 2008

Obama Sends Actor Ronnie Cox To Mend Fences With Small-Town Folks

An emissary of hope. And change. And banjo.

It's patriotic, too, y'all. You heard Yankee Doodle Dandy in there, right?

I feel so fuckin' healed right now it burns like ice.

Hmmm... I have linked not one but two videos starring Ronnie Cox today.

I am betting this is a blogospheric first.

I think someone owes me another Blogger of the Year award or somethin'.

Oh, incidentally: It's not dueling banjos, for crying out loud. One of them is a guitar.

But I guess small-town folk refer to jess about any old music-makin' device as a banjo. The difference is this is a banjo you finger and strum, this here's a banjo you blow into, this otha one here is one of them Grand Banjos you sit yo'self down in front of and tickle the keys of.

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