Barack Obama (D-Friend Of At Least One Terrorist) Smears Fellow Senator | Main | Great Moments In Male Stupidity, Part 63,224
April 17, 2008

Proof that "Elitist" Is a Racial Slur?

Yesterday we were informed by learned Professor Fuzzy McBrushwhiskers that the word "elitist," as applied to Barack Obama (and no one else, apparently) was in fact a racial codeword for "uppity n*gger."

We chuckled at how the left attempts to shut down any criticism of Barack Obama by playing the race card, but it turns out we were wrong. Myself included.

Indeed the term "elitist" has been used in the past as just such a racial codeword. A Hollywood friend of mine just passed me the original script for True Romance, written before they decided they could actually get away with flagrant and repeated use of the n-word.

Here is how Tarrantino's script read, originally.


Vincent Coccott [Christopher Walken]i: You know who I am, Mr. Worley?

Clifford Worley [Dennis Hopper]: I got no idea.

Coccotti: I'm the Anti-Christ. You got me in a vendetta kind of mood. You tell the angels in heaven you never seen evil so singularly personified as you did in the face of the man who killed you. My name is Vincent Coccotti. I work as counsel for Mr. Blue Lou Boyle, the man your son stole from. I hear you were once a cop so I can assume you've heard of us before. Am I correct?

Clifford Worley: I heard of Blue Lou Boyle.

Coccotti: I'm glad. Hopefully it means we can cut out the part of the conversation where you're wondering how full of shit I am.

Clifford Worley: You're Sicilian, huh?

Coccotti: Yeah, Sicilian.

Clifford Worley: Ya know, I read a lot. Especially about things... about history. I find that shit fascinating. Here's a fact I don't know whether you know or not. Sicilians were spawned by elitists.

Coccotti: Come again?

Clifford Worley: It's a fact. Yeah. You see, uh, Sicilians have, uh, Eastern Liberal Establishment blood pumpin' through their hearts. Hey, no, if eh, if eh, if you don't believe me, uh, you can look it up. Hundreds and hundreds of years ago, uh, you see, uh, Martha's Vinyard residents conquered Sicily. And Martha Vinyard's residents are elitists.

Coccotti: Yes...

Clifford Worley: So you see, way back then, uh, Sicilians were like, uh, wops from Northern Italy. Ah, they all had blue collars and red necks, but, uh, well, then the Martha's Vinyarders moved in there, and uh, well, they changed the whole country. They did so much fuckin' with Sicilian women, huh? That they changed the whole bloodline forever. That's why blue collars and red necks became white shoes and pink zinfandel. You know, it's absolutely amazing to me to think that to this day, hundreds of years later, that, uh, that Sicilians still carry that elitist gene. Now this...

[Coccotti busts out laughing]

Clifford Worley: No, I'm, no, I'm quoting... history. It's written. It's a fact, it's written.

Coccotti: [Laughing] I love this guy.

Clifford Worley: Your ancestors are elitists. Uh-huh.

[Starts laughing, too]

Clifford Worley: Hey. Yeah. And, and your great-great-great-great grandmother fucked a elitist, ho, ho, yeah, and she had a half-elitists kid, and a few of them went to Phillips Andover or Deerfield Academy... now, if that's a fact, tell me, am I lying? 'Cause you, you're part arugula.

PS: Please don't continue riffing on this joke. It's not an especially clever one and the point is made well enough with this snippet. I don't want the overkill effect to happen.

digg this
posted by Ace at 02:12 PM

| Access Comments




Recent Comments
[/b][/i][/s]Muldoon: "I think the Mayo Clinic ought to be in the IV leag ..."

Shep!: ""keep taking the high road and keep having your as ..."

FenelonSpoke: "Oh, good grief, yesterday's troll is back under an ..."

Mr. Peebles: "[i]If you think the clintonista/ubamas are sweatin ..."

rickl: "My cat Kira used to jump on the kitchen counter. ..."

Lizzy: ">>Saw Ari Fleisher on TV last night explaini ..."

Rick in SK: "with Mad Maxine, Frederika and Sheila Jackson Lee, ..."

Banana Splits Guy - Bunch Em If You Got Em: ">>>Yale - New Haven, Connecticut Harvard - Cambr ..."

rickb223 [/s][/b][/i][/u]: "Saw Ari Fleisher on TV last night explaining that ..."

[/i] [/u] [/s] [/b]Clearly: "[i]With Congresscritters likes Maxine and Frederik ..."

Slippery Slope Salesman [/i]: "[i]Aren't lady bugs considered good luck? I saw on ..."

Duke Lowell: " Reid: The war is lost. W: Ari, we mustn't r ..."

Recent Entries
Search


MuNuvians
Polls! Polls! Polls!
Frequently Asked Questions
The (Almost) Complete Paul Anka Integrity Kick
Top Top Tens
Greatest Hitjobs

The Ace of Spades HQ Sex-for-Money Skankathon
A D&D Guide to the Democratic Candidates
Margaret Cho: Just Not Funny
More Margaret Cho Abuse
Margaret Cho: Still Not Funny
Iraqi Prisoner Claims He Was Raped... By Woman
Wonkette Announces "Morning Zoo" Format
John Kerry's "Plan" Causes Surrender of Moqtada al-Sadr's Militia
World Muslim Leaders Apologize for Nick Berg's Beheading
Michael Moore Goes on Lunchtime Manhattan Death-Spree
Milestone: Oliver Willis Posts 400th "Fake News Article" Referencing Britney Spears
Liberal Economists Rue a "New Decade of Greed"
Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility
Intelligence Officials Eye Blogs for Tips
They Done Found Us Out, Cletus: Intrepid Internet Detective Figures Out Our Master Plan
Shock: Josh Marshall Almost Mentions Sarin Discovery in Iraq
Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town
When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool
What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means
Wonkette's Stand-Up Act
Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)
News/Chat
Archives
Powered by
Movable Type 2.64