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LOL: Hateful, Profanity-Spewing Soybean Purged from Marvel/Star Wars Over Twitter Tourettes
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[ArthurK]
New Leftwing Attack Point: A President Shouldn't Hang Out With Celebrities
In related news, I just got an email railing against the sin of homosexuality from Oscar Wilde
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Roberts refers ethics complaints against Kavanaugh to federal judges Apparently anyone can file an ethics complaint, so maybe it's time to file against RBG for sleeping through her duties? [CBD]
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Some cucks are also showing off how cucky they are, like they're in a contest for wifesharing
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