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July 18, 2006

Andi Glenn

As one of Snarky Bastards' commenters said: Sullivan has crawled so far up Glenn Greenwad's ass he now qualifies as an internal organ.

The "True Conservative" approvingly links the far-left Greenwad once every two days.

Old Andrew Sullivan obsession: "Christianists," "Michelle Malkin conservatives"

New Andrew Sullivan obsession: intestinal polyps; the lack of WiFi reception in Glenn Greenwad's duodenum

Get a room, guys. Not that there's anything wrong with it, but neither of you is especially good-looking. If this were some hot man-on-man blog flirtation between, say, Nick Rhodes of Duran Duran and, I don't know, John Wesley ("Flash") Shipp, I might not mind it so much.

But it's not, so you really have to knock it off. It's like Jon Lovitz putting the moves on Balky from Perfect Strangers. Gay sex isn't necessarily wrong, but ugly gay sex is just nasty. There's something in Leviticus about it:

Man shall not lay down with a bald, chubby British George Costanza dude as if he were a woman; it is an abomination, and really not at all something we're interested in seeing.






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