WWIII, The Eastern Front: Pakistan Intel Engineered 7/11 Bombings, Intelligence Says | Main | Josh Marshall: Fiercely Original New Voice In The MSM
July 13, 2006

A Little Comic Relief, From Morons

Josh Marshall, in his inaugural column for Time -- I know, you're shocked that Time would choose to grab hold of yet another liberal as a columnist -- accuses Bush of issuing terror-alerts for political purposes.

And then says he has no evidence of this.

But he, you know, questions the timing.

Josh Fucking Marshall questions the timing of his goddamned bowel movements. He actually screams at his anus, "DID DICK CHENEY PUT YOU UP TO THIS?!?!"

(Which -- keep a secret? -- he usually did.)

I question the timing of Time's hiring of unhinged hacks to make unsubstantiated charges just in time for an election.

Andrew Sullivan's e'er-palpitating heart is all a-twitter over the Bush Administration's desire to continue using two forms of "torture" -- making people stand for a long time, and keeping them in an unpleasantly cold cell.

I'm just curious. Where does Conniption Boy stand on US prisons' use of the "hot box" for punishing violent inmates?

Oh yeah. He also seems to suggest that Iran's maniac president is ordering Hezbollah to attack Israel because of Bush's failure to put "more troops" into Iraq.

Dog with a bone. If you have very little to say, just say it very frequently.

I think Sullivan got most of geopolitical expertise during a 'shroom trip, where he had a wonderful discussion with Von Clauswitz while rainbow-racing through lightning forests.

Thanks to Allah for the last.

digg this
posted by Ace at 09:17 PM

| Access Comments

Recent Comments
Stephen Price Blair : "[i]I knew there were tastier ways of getting sugar ..."

Muad'dib: ">Our NG is there too. I agree about the stoopid ru ..."

Romeo13: "371 2nd Amendment protects our right to a well ord ..."

pep: "[i]Do they still hand out those state colonelcies? ..."

Common Tater: "Break into a state National Guard Armory and ask y ..."

Cow Demon - Free Australia!: ""The Moron Militia," has a nice ring to it. B ..."

flounder: "March 12, 2018: Trump called for all states to ado ..."

Blago: ""I like taking the guns early, like in this crazy ..."

Guy Smiley: "I like crumbled bacon or prosciutto on top of my h ..."

Christopher R Taylor: "[i]Do they still hand out those state colonelcies? ..."

Braenyard: "" No matter the need, the Texas State Guard stand ..."

Muad'dib: ">I wish I could. I figured you were swamped. Po ..."

Recent Entries

Polls! Polls! Polls!
Frequently Asked Questions
The (Almost) Complete Paul Anka Integrity Kick
Top Top Tens
Greatest Hitjobs

The Ace of Spades HQ Sex-for-Money Skankathon
A D&D Guide to the Democratic Candidates
Margaret Cho: Just Not Funny
More Margaret Cho Abuse
Margaret Cho: Still Not Funny
Iraqi Prisoner Claims He Was Raped... By Woman
Wonkette Announces "Morning Zoo" Format
John Kerry's "Plan" Causes Surrender of Moqtada al-Sadr's Militia
World Muslim Leaders Apologize for Nick Berg's Beheading
Michael Moore Goes on Lunchtime Manhattan Death-Spree
Milestone: Oliver Willis Posts 400th "Fake News Article" Referencing Britney Spears
Liberal Economists Rue a "New Decade of Greed"
Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility
Intelligence Officials Eye Blogs for Tips
They Done Found Us Out, Cletus: Intrepid Internet Detective Figures Out Our Master Plan
Shock: Josh Marshall Almost Mentions Sarin Discovery in Iraq
Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town
When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool
What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means
Wonkette's Stand-Up Act
Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)
Powered by
Movable Type 2.64