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July 13, 2006
A Little Comic Relief, From Morons
Josh Marshall, in his inaugural column for Time -- I know, you're shocked that Time would choose to grab hold of yet another liberal as a columnist -- accuses Bush of issuing terror-alerts for political purposes.
And then says he has no evidence of this.
But he, you know, questions the timing.
Josh Fucking Marshall questions the timing of his goddamned bowel movements. He actually screams at his anus, "DID DICK CHENEY PUT YOU UP TO THIS?!?!"
(Which -- keep a secret? -- he usually did.)
I question the timing of Time's hiring of unhinged hacks to make unsubstantiated charges just in time for an election.
Andrew Sullivan's e'er-palpitating heart is all a-twitter over the Bush Administration's desire to continue using two forms of "torture" -- making people stand for a long time, and keeping them in an unpleasantly cold cell.
I'm just curious. Where does Conniption Boy stand on US prisons' use of the "hot box" for punishing violent inmates?
Oh yeah. He also seems to suggest that Iran's maniac president is ordering Hezbollah to attack Israel because of Bush's failure to put "more troops" into Iraq.
Dog with a bone. If you have very little to say, just say it very frequently.
I think Sullivan got most of geopolitical expertise during a 'shroom trip, where he had a wonderful discussion with Von Clauswitz while rainbow-racing through lightning forests.
Thanks to Allah for the last.