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July 27, 2006

Blah, Blah, Adam and Eve Not Adam and Steve, Blah Blah Blah

Posting without comment so that maybe "Oogly" will feel he's sufficiently made his point and finally put hot gay anal sex out of his mind for two minutes.

Far be it from me to debate you on your own board but I would like to respond, if I may.

"Really, this thing that the ass is an exit, not an entrance? It's not funny, and it's not witty. It's about as clever as "It was Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve.""

Odd you would read it that way but I think I see why. I'm not as preoccupied with jokes as you seem to be (not that I have a problem with that) so I assure you that my comments weren't in any sense meant to be funny or witty; other times yes, but not this time. You don't find them humorous because they really weren't meant to be.

The point, which I'll restate because it bears remembering, is actually quite serious: There's really no substantial difference between men who fuck men/women who fuck women and people who fuck children or animals. WAIT! Read on.

True, all gays do not want to screw kids or collies - only some do. But that's beside the point, which is: sodomy, bestiality, pederasty...they are not mere lifestyle choices but symptoms of perverted, corrupted minds that is not working along natural, straight (no pun) lines. No wonder people in "less enlightened" times said homosexuality was a mental illness; it has all the earmarks of one. When someone can't figure out something as anatomically and biologically obvious as SEX, there's invariably more wrong with them than merely who they choose to screw/be screwed by. Sodomites are not to be hated for that (just heading off the next person to accuse me of it) but they ARE to be pitied* as you would any other unbalanced person.

And if they're in large political numbers, they must have their social goals of being accepted as normal - thereby allowing them to recruit more easily - strongly resisted. Their influence is that corrupting, societally, the stakes are that high.

So here I thought a site like this one would appreciate such a position, especially since sodomites apparently like to hang here. My mistake.

"If you don't like gay sex that much, it might help you to stop thinking about it every single minute of the waking day. It seems to work for most of us heterosexuals."

I only think about it when I read the posts here and note the generally gay-friendly tone.

"You, sir, are a goof."

Well I like YOU, Ace! Not in a gay way, because there'd be something wrong with that. :)

*Gay guys and gals: please refrain from posting the indignant "I don't want your pity" remarks. You have it anyway and the fact that you can't see the need for it proves my case.

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