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July 25, 2006

The Geekiest Thing Ever

What's geekier? Dorkwads squealing "Ni!" from Monty Python & The Holy Grail in bad British accents with their reedy little geek-voices?

Or gaywads quoting from the Star Trek episode A Piece of the Action, talking about how a "Royal Fizzbin" beats every other hand and then giggling about that in shrill girly cackles?

What if you could, somehow, combine the two? If you could somehow combine Gaywad and Dorkwad tactical battle modules into one Voltron-like superbeing, would you not have the ultimate geek MegaWad?

You just might. You just might.

Thanks to steve_in_hb.

PS to Andrew Sullivan: This had better not show up on your site tomorrow without a hat-tip. Know what I'm talkin' about there, Juice-Box?

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