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July 16, 2006

The New Voice of God? Samuel L. Jackson

We've got mother-fuckin' serpents in this mother-fuckin' Lake of Fire...! I saaiiiid...

Movie superstar SAMUEL L JACKSON will voice God in a new audio version of the Bible. The taped recording of the New Testament will feature many famous other black actors and musicians. Jackson was given the lead role because producers felt his deep, authorative voice was perfect for the role of God.

No mention of Pulp Fiction? Type-casting, man.

"Scores of other black actors, musicians and athletes will also figure, but Samuel was deemed to be the perfect person to play God."

Featuring Urkel as Moses, and Charles Barkley as Ruth.

Thanks to Drew.


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