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July 14, 2006

Bruce Willis: Not An Adherent Of The New Crazy

I was so heartbroken to read that Bruce Willis had viewed a 9/11 conspiracy tape and embraced the new crazy that I couldn't bring myself to post on it.

Now I can report it, because Willis says it's all bullshit.

Re-Writing The Original Lead of the Post:

Steve Guttenberg tries to convince you he's crazy.

All of the nuttiness of Tom Cruise, but without any of that "movie star" baggage.

Follow the link at the end for more Guttenberg quotes.

Actually, some of the stuff he says is pretty funny, and intended to be funny. Still -- the other stuff is kinda kooky, or just awkward attempts at humor, or at least attempts at humor that don't translate very well to print.

Like, here's a funny one:

I think about the little people. Not often.

But a lot of the other stuff falls under the category of "trying too hard."

posted by Ace at 01:38 PM

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Actually, some of the stuff he says is pretty funny, and intended to be funny. Still -- the other stuff is kinda kooky, or just awkward attempts at humor, or at least attempts at humor that don't translate very well to print. Like, here's a funny one: I think about the little people. Not often. But a lot of the other stuff falls under the category of "trying too hard." posted by Ace at 01:38 PM \| Access Comments <script language="javascript" src="http://adserver.adtechus.com/addyn/3.0/5235/1131537/0/170/ADTECH;loc=700;cookie=info;target=_blank;key=key1+key2+key3+key4;grp=[group]"></script><noscript><a href="http://adserver.adtechus.com/adlink/3.0/5235/1131537/0/170/ADTECH;loc=300;key=key1+key2+key3+key4;grp=[group]" target="_blank"><img src="http://adserver.adtechus.com/adserv/3.0/5235/1131537/0/170/ADTECH;loc=300;key=key1+key2+key3+key4;grp=[group]" border="0" width="300" height="250"></a></noscript>	Recent Comments Steve : "The Black Book of Communism. A must read ..." 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