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July 07, 2006

Michael Jackson Shocked -- Shocked! -- At Associate's Gay-Porn Career

I think we're all shocked that Michael Jackson was shocked.

A wide-eyed Michael Jackson testified he "was shocked" when he saw a video of his ex-associate [Marc Schaffel] actively directing a gay porn film, according to videotaped deposition shown in court yesterday.

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"I was shocked by what I saw. ... [Schaffel] was directing two guys. They were naked from head to toe ... and he was telling one what to do with the other and he grabbed their penis or something," said Jackson, who was dressed in a dark, striped, button-down shirt.

"I didn't believe it!" said Jackson, who had a house full of hard-core heterosexual porn magazines and DVDs when cops searched it in November 2003 before his arrest on child molestation charges.

That, to me, is the most baffling part of this story.

Schaffel's lawyer, Howard King, asked Jackson if he was shocked by the "gay-themed show." But the entertainer said he was shocked to learn Schaffel had been "in that circle."

Jackson, who has twice been accused of sexually molesting teenage boys but never convicted, said he didn't think "mothers" would approve of his association with someone who made "gay pornography."

He's worried that moms won't let kids sleep over and drink Jesus Juice anymore?

If they know he associates with a gay-porn dude?

So, what, doinking the kids doesn't rate?

In an earlier trial brief, King warned that if the singer [denied knowing about his porn career], Schaffel was prepared to reveal "their intimate discussions" and discuss "Jackson's sexual proclivities."

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In earlier testimony yesterday, Schaffel shed more light on a top-secret $300,000 cash payment he made to someone in South America immediately after Jackson was charged with molestation.

He said the money went to someone he labeled "Mr. X" in Argentina. He said it was "a very private transaction of a very sensitive nature for Mr. Jackson" and that he didn't record it in his business ledger at the time because "it was during the criminal matter."

In related news, Tommy Lee reports he was "stunned" to hear that Motley Crue guitarist Nikki Sixx was a heroin addict. Lee says he should have been more alert to the "early warning signs" of his bandmate's addiction, such as 1) his name was "Nikki Sixx" and 2) he was a guitarist for Motley Crue.

Also, Joannie Cunningham states she is "gobsmacked and dumbstruck" to learn that Jenny Piccolo french kisses, despite the fact she was voted her high's school's "Girl Most Likely To Be An Automatic First-Date Third-Base."


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